Miley Cyrus Is Not Letting Her Nipples Hibernate For The Winter
Hey y’all! Now that all of the leaves have fallen and you can officially see your breath at all times when outside, you’ve probably been wondering, “How will I get through these bleak months without a glimpse of Miley Cyrus and her boobs in an obvious ploy for attention?” Fear not, everyone. If anyone can sexualize a wooly winter sweater, Miley can.
These photos of Miley were snapped while she was on her way to a skin center appointment. I imagine that when you’re giving your nipples your undivided attention 24/7, sometimes it’s hard to squeeze in simple daily hygiene and bra shopping. I will probably need to make a skin center appointment for myself in the coming weeks, because now that Hostess is officially going out of business I plan on binge eating Twinkies and Ho-Hos like my life depends on it, so I’ll try not to judge Miley’s breakouts as harshly as the person who highlighted her acne with a giant red circle.